WHEN
Sat, May 16 @ 8:40 pm

WHERE:

COST:
$15

A Tall Girl’s Lament & Charlie’s Spring

2 shows in 1 hour!

A Tall Girl’s Lament
In this laugh-out-loud musical parody, Lauren Schultes battles bad dates, ruthless casting calls, and a world that insists she’s more “evil queen” than “girl next door.” Featuring original parody songs from “Wicked,” “Les Mis,” and more, “A Tall Girl’s Lament” follows one woman’s journey to land the leading role, both on the stage & in her love life.
 
“A Tall Girl’s Lament” has appeared at NYC’s SOLOCOM (New York’s oldest solo performance festival), The PIT Loft (NYC), The Playground Theater (Chicago) and the Napoleon Room (Boston).
Standing tall at 5’11, Lauren Schultes is a Boston-based performer recognized for her brilliant vocals, witty parodies, and captivating stage presence. From intimate cabarets to world premiere musicals and comedy festivals, she has performed across the U.S., Mexico, and Europe for two decades. Follow her for more @laurenschultes_music / www.laurenschultes.com.
 
Charlie’s Spring

Many of us spend our lives in a mask—one that blurs or hides who we are—in order to fit in, to survive, to avoid being vulnerable, and the list goes on. We perform: who others want us to be, who others say we should be, who we think we ought to be based on the possibility for acceptance and survival. These performances range from small to large, and from moments to a lifetime. Underneath is our vulnerability, our inner child, and our struggle to just be ourselves (when it is safe to do so).

This one-human show is about understanding, embracing, and expressing our most authentic Selves through one of the greatest tools at our disposal: the art of creation. While the title is quite inspired by Alice Oseman’s Heartstopper, the essence of “Charlie’s Spring” connects to the experience of my personal Spring—a time of rebirth, blossoming, and the peeking out of sunshine after a harsh Winter. While it is modeled after and inspired by themes like gender, sexuality, neurotype, trauma, personality, and relationships, there are infinite ways it can connect to anyone’s journey into authenticity. It might be largely my story, but it’s one we all share: wanting to be accepted and celebrated for who we are, and finding the little pockets we can do this in. Our most authentic and loving Selves are just waiting to be created.

 
Show Times:
Mon May 11 @ 6:00 PM – DRAGON PIZZA
Sat May 16 @ 8:40 PM – DENTE’S BARBER SHOP
**CHECK THE LOCATION – EACH SHOW IS DIFFERENT! 
 
DRAGON PIZZA will be at “DRAGON’S LAIR” to the left of Dragon Pizza
233 Elm St, Somerville, MA 02144 
 
DENTE’S BARBER SHOP
417 Highland Ave, Somerville, MA 02144
Seeing more than one show, think about the Festival Pass! For $75 you can see all the shows!
 
This event is All Ages, suggested Age is 16+ // Valid ID required for alcohol consumption
No refunds.