Shit-faced Shakespeare®: Much Ado About Nothing
2023-03-31 19:00 - 20:00, 2023-04-01 20:00 - 21:00, 2023-04-06 19:00 - 20:00 (America/New_York) | The Rockwell
“I do love nothing in the world so well as you- is not that strange?”
Our season continues this spring with Much Ado About Nothing and you won’t want to miss this — a little crazier, a little zanier, and of course a little drunker.
When the sinister Don John and his troupe of bachelor soldiers arrive in Messina, Sicily love is in the air as old flames are re-ignited and new desires begin to burn. Maybe some hard liquor will help lubricate the process? Featuring Shakespeare’s most reluctant pair of lovers, villainous bastards, mistaken identities, faked deaths, sword fights, masque balls and lots of lovely lovely booze.
With a genuinely drunken professional actor selected at random every night, no two shows are ever the same. Shit-Faced Shakespeare seeks to introduce a new generation of theatre-goers to the works of the Bard by reviving the raucous, interactive and vibrant nature of Elizabethan theatre with a very modern twist – reminding them as we go to always enjoy Shakespeare responsibly.
For more information visit :: www.shit-facedshakespeare.us
Running February 10 thru April 8, 2023
*****
Running Thursday, Friday, and Saturday Evenings
Doors at 6:15pm
Show at 7:00pm
Seating; $30 | General Admission | 21+ Proper ID Required (Thursday 18+)
Accessibility: The Rockwell is wheelchair accessible.
Masks are required to attend – thanks for keeping our staff, actors, and each other healthy!

Trans Day of Visibility
2023-03-31 21:30 - 23:30
Visibility is not enough! Benefit for Harbor Camps, a camp for trans and gender nonconforming kids.
Thank you to our sponsors!

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*****
Doors at 9:00pm
Show at 9:30pm
Ticketing; General Admission | $15-30 Donation | 21+
Accessibility; The Rockwell is wheelchair accessible.

Shit-faced Shakespeare®: Romeo and Juliet **6PM Special Time**
2023-04-01 18:00 - 19:00
“Call me but love, and I’ll be new baptized.”
Back again for the Bard’s Birthday Bash. With some familiar faces and some brand new- a unique show every night guaranteed!
There is no love lost between the Capulet and Montague families and everyone in Verona knows it. Certainly the only way to mend centuries of bad blood is by having two forlorn teenagers from opposite households fall in love with each other, right? Nothing that a swig (or two) of the finest spirits can’t fix! Featuring Shakespeare’s most famous feuding family, cousins without a cause, and so many faux deaths it makes daytime TV look good.
* Masks required of all patrons * Thursdays 18+ Fridays and Saturdays 21+
See up to date Covid policies: HERE
*****
Doors at 5:15pm
Show at 6:00pm
Ticketing; General Admission | $30 | 21+ Proper ID required
Accessibility; The Rockwell is wheelchair accessible.

Shit-faced Shakespeare®: Much Ado About Nothing ***8PM*** special time
2023-04-01 20:00 - 21:00
“I do love nothing in the world so well as you- is not that strange?”
Our season continues this spring with Much Ado About Nothing and you won’t want to miss this — a little crazier, a little zanier, and of course a little drunker.
When the sinister Don John and his troupe of bachelor soldiers arrive in Messina, Sicily love is in the air as old flames are re-ignited and new desires begin to burn. Maybe some hard liquor will help lubricate the process? Featuring Shakespeare’s most reluctant pair of lovers, villainous bastards, mistaken identities, faked deaths, sword fights, masque balls and lots of lovely lovely booze.
With a genuinely drunken professional actor selected at random every night, no two shows are ever the same. Shit-Faced Shakespeare seeks to introduce a new generation of theatre-goers to the works of the Bard by reviving the raucous, interactive and vibrant nature of Elizabethan theatre with a very modern twist – reminding them as we go to always enjoy Shakespeare responsibly.
* Masks required of all patrons * Thursdays 18+ Fridays and Saturdays 21+
See up to date Covid policies: HERE
*****
Doors at 7:15pm
Show at 8:00pm
Ticketing; General Admission | $30 | 21+ – Proper ID Required
Accessibility; The Rockwell is wheelchair accessible.

Jackie Young: Live and A Person!
2023-04-04 19:00 - 20:00
A solo comedy hour starring Jackie Young at The Rockwell!
*****
Doors at 6:30pm
Show at 7:00pm
Ticketing; General Admission | $25 | 18+
Accessibility; The Rockwell is wheelchair accessible.
