The Rockwell

Sh!t-Faced Shakespeare: The Taming of The Shrew (21+)
2024-02-23 19:00, 2024-02-24 19:00, 2024-03-01 19:00 (America/New_York) | The Rockwell
“Why, there’s wench!”
The most audacious lovers in Shakespeare’s canon beat the doors down once again as Shit-faced Shakespeare’s The Taming of the Shrew returns to The Rockwell Theater.
Wealthy sisters Katherina and Bianca are pitched against suspicious suitors, the entire Renaissance patriarchy, and each other. If only there was a drunk actor to make all this ridiculous! Featuring food fights, one too many bum cheeks, a highly underwhelming horse, and more twisted gender politics than you can shake a fawning, fat-skinned fustilarian at!

Admission
Please note our age restrictions- Fridays and Saturdays are 21+ Valid ID is required regardless of age. Refunds/transfers due to not following this guideline are subject to our regular policy (see below)

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Ticket Fees
When purchasing full priced tickets directly through our Eventbrite page, the ticketing fees are included in the price. Discounted tickets may be subject to an additional fee.
Refunds
Refunds for any reason can be requested up to 48 hours prior to the performance start time (aka “curtain”). After this point tickets are non-refundable, but you may be able to request a transfer. If you are unable to use your tickets, consider gifting them to a friend. We are sure they would appreciate it!
Transfers
Transfer requests will be taken up to three hours prior to curtain. You can request a transfer to another date of the same show. If there are no other shows available, then your tickets will be non refundable past the refund period.
Discount Codes
W e believe theater should be affordable. We clearly state any fees up front and we do not jack up our prices only to offer a multitude of discounts to make it look like you are getting a deal. Our ticket prices are reasonable and we are worth every penny. That being said, we do offer discounts on occasion. These discounts are only announced via our emails and our socials. You are responsible for entering the codes correctly and choosing the correct ticket. We cannot make adjustment to tickets outside of our regular refund/exchange policies.
Discount Ticket Sites: yes, we do offer tickets through some discount ticket sites for specific dates. These tickets are non refundable & non exchangeable. If you have questions about this policy, please refer back to the site where you purchased your ticket.

Oh God No! (21+)
2024-02-24 22:00
Hilarious, bonkers, wild, off-the-wall, satirical, irreverent, irritating, annoying, but like so good, sketch comedy!

FEATURING:
Liam McGurk
Kathy Lynch
Davey P
& MORE!

This event is 21+ // Valid ID required
Doors at 9:30 PM
Show at 10:00 PM
UNFORTUNATELY, THERE IS NO LATE SEATING. Seating begins 30 minutes before show time. We sit center and front sections first, side sections last. If you want a central seat, please arrive early.
Show will begin no later than 10 minutes of showtime.
Wheelchair Accessibility: Please call the host at (617) 628-4444 to let you in through the elevator in The Gorin Building.

Cloud Nine (All Ages)
2024-02-28 19:00
Cloud Nine: A stand-up comedy show featuring diverse perspectives and casual conversation to leave you feeling better than when you arrived.
The way we see it, there are two major benefits to going to a stand-up comedy show: 1. Seeing people who are different than you share their perspectives. 2. Tension relief via deep belly laughter. Cloud Nine is a show that achieves both– click here to learn more about this unique show on our website.
“One of the best shows I’ve gotten to do in a long time!“— Nora Panahi, 12/6 comedian
“This was one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen.”— Emily R, 10/7 audience member
Line-up:
Host Jack Simon (they/them): DnD lover and self-described paranoid gay nerd, who is only slightly a communist
Andrew Mayer (he/him): self-described “silliest of idiots”, who guaranteed leave you with thinking thoughts you never thought you would think
Kathy Lynch (she/her): Reductress writer and true heroine of the internet, not afraid to help us interpret the best (and worst) the web can offer
Sean Rosa (he/him): Beatles enthusiast who can break down complex thoughts in the most creative ways
And headliner Tooky Kavanaugh (she/her): Our headliner! A professional comedy teacher with razor-sharp wit and an authentic, unforgettable honesty
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Constellation Comedy is a local comedy producer founded by events designer Jack Simon in the Cambridge/Somerville area and focuses on putting on smart, creative, and inclusive programming. Follow us on Instagram to stay updated on Cloud Nine and some of our other shows coming down the pike.
Looking for something a little different? Check out our FREE sister show in Kendall Square!

This event is ALL AGES // Valid ID required to consume alcohol
Doors at 6:30 PM
Show at 7:00 PM
UNFORTUNATELY, THERE IS NO LATE SEATING. Seating begins 30 minutes before show time. We sit center and front sections first, side sections last. If you want a central seat, please arrive early.
Show will begin no later than 10 minutes of showtime.
Wheelchair Accessibility: Please call the host at (617) 628-4444 to let you in through the elevator in The Gorin Building.

Sh!t-Faced Shakespeare: The Taming of The Shrew (All Ages)
2024-02-29 19:00
