The Rockwell

Sh!t-faced Shakespeare: Hamlet
2025-12-19 19:00, 2026-01-02 19:00, 2026-01-09 19:00, 2026-01-16 19:00, 2026-01-23 19:00, 2026-01-30 19:00, 2026-02-06 19:00, 2026-02-13 19:00 (America/New_York) | The Rockwell
“Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.”
Is it the murder of a king? A hasty incestuous marriage? A prince bent on revenge? Or maybe just a gassy Polonius full of beer! Shakespeare’s greatest work gets the full treatment as we proudly present the US premiere of Shit-faced Shakespeare®: Hamlet. This timeless examination of the nature of humanity is performed in an hour, so “To be or not to be” gets answered quickly! Grab a drink and enjoy as we prove that brevity is indeed the soul of wit- helped with a bit of wine!
With a genuinely drunken professional actor each night, no two shows are ever the same. Shit-Faced Shakespeare seeks to introduce a new generation of theatre-goers to the works of the Bard by reviving the raucous, interactive and vibrant nature of Elizabethan theatre with a very modern twist – reminding them as we go to always enjoy Shakespeare responsibly.

This event is 18+ // Valid ID required for alcohol consumption
Doors 6:15 PM
Show 7:00 PM
UNFORTUNATELY, THERE IS NO GUARANTEED LATE SEATING FOR COMEDY & THEATER.
Seating begins 30-60 minutes before show time. We sit center and front sections first, side sections last. If you want a central seat, please arrive early. Show will begin no later than 15 minutes after showtime.
Wheelchair Accessibility: Please call the host at (617) 628-4444 to let you in through the elevator in The Gorin Building.

Sh!t-faced Shakespeare: Hamlet
2025-12-20 19:00, 2026-01-03 19:00, 2026-01-10 19:00, 2026-01-17 19:00, 2026-01-24 19:00, 2026-01-31 19:00, 2026-02-14 19:00
“Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.”
Is it the murder of a king? A hasty incestuous marriage? A prince bent on revenge? Or maybe just a gassy Polonius full of beer! Shakespeare’s greatest work gets the full treatment as we proudly present the US premiere of Shit-faced Shakespeare®: Hamlet. This timeless examination of the nature of humanity is performed in an hour, so “To be or not to be” gets answered quickly! Grab a drink and enjoy as we prove that brevity is indeed the soul of wit- helped with a bit of wine!
With a genuinely drunken professional actor each night, no two shows are ever the same. Shit-Faced Shakespeare seeks to introduce a new generation of theatre-goers to the works of the Bard by reviving the raucous, interactive and vibrant nature of Elizabethan theatre with a very modern twist – reminding them as we go to always enjoy Shakespeare responsibly.

This event is 21+ // Valid ID required
Doors 6:15 PM
Show 7:00 PM
UNFORTUNATELY, THERE IS NO GUARANTEED LATE SEATING FOR COMEDY & THEATER.
Seating begins 30-60 minutes before show time. We sit center and front sections first, side sections last. If you want a central seat, please arrive early. Show will begin no later than 15 minutes after showtime.
Wheelchair Accessibility: Please call the host at (617) 628-4444 to let you in through the elevator in The Gorin Building.

T: An MBTA Musical
2026-02-20 21:30, 2026-02-27 21:30
T: An MBTA Musical

February 20th – March 1* at The Rockwell Theater
* Also performing at the Boston Center for the Arts February 6 -15
As featured on WBZTV, WGBH, WBUR, Boston25 and BosToday!
“T” is the journey of three struggling Bostonians whose lives have been derailed by the MBTA’s shortcomings. When they discover a secret map that will let them conquer the T once and for all, they set forth on a colorful journey that is part love story, part melodrama, part scavenger hunt – but mostly underground.
Since 2011, “T” has delighted audiences with our musical “love letter” to the city of Boston. Join us this Spring as we sing and dance our way around everything we love to hate about the MBTA.
Content Alert: this show has drug and alcohol references, sexual innuendo, and occasional swearing.
Special Shows this Season

February 21st at 2:00 PM: Live Show with Frank Oglesby
Join us for a special live show with “the voice of the T” himself – Frank Edward Oglesby!
February 28th at 2:00 PM: Relaxed Performance
Relaxed Performances offer accommodations for people who benefit from a more relaxed theater-going environment — including but not limited to those with autism, sensory or communication disabilities, or developmental disabilities.

Add Ons
Play a Subway Scavenger Hunt on your way to the show
No, you’re not going to steal personal belongings or MBTA property and put it into a bag. We’ve written a series of clues for you to solve as you move up the red line toward Davis Square.
Please note: Scavenger hunt add-ons purchased after noon on the day of show may not be sent out until after the weekend.

This event is All ages
Valid ID required for alcohol consumption
Doors 9:00 PM
Show 9:30 PM
UNFORTUNATELY, THERE IS NO GUARANTEED LATE SEATING FOR COMEDY & THEATER!
Seating begins 30-60 minutes before show time. We sit center and front sections first, side sections last. If you want a central seat, please arrive early. Show will begin no later than 15 minutes after showtime. No refunds for late entry.
NO REFUNDS
Wheelchair Accessibility: Please call the host at (617) 628-4444 to let you in through the elevator in The Gorin Building.

T: An MBTA Musical
2026-02-21 12:30, 2026-02-28 12:30
T: An MBTA Musical

February 20th – March 1* at The Rockwell Theater
* Also performing at the Boston Center for the Arts February 6 -15
As featured on WBZTV, WGBH, WBUR, Boston25 and BosToday!
“T” is the journey of three struggling Bostonians whose lives have been derailed by the MBTA’s shortcomings. When they discover a secret map that will let them conquer the T once and for all, they set forth on a colorful journey that is part love story, part melodrama, part scavenger hunt – but mostly underground.
Since 2011, “T” has delighted audiences with our musical “love letter” to the city of Boston. Join us this Spring as we sing and dance our way around everything we love to hate about the MBTA.
Content Alert: this show has drug and alcohol references, sexual innuendo, and occasional swearing.
Special Shows this Season

February 21st at 2:00 PM: Live Show with Frank Oglesby
Join us for a special live show with “the voice of the T” himself – Frank Edward Oglesby!
February 28th at 2:00 PM: Relaxed Performance
Relaxed Performances offer accommodations for people who benefit from a more relaxed theater-going environment — including but not limited to those with autism, sensory or communication disabilities, or developmental disabilities.

Add Ons
Play a Subway Scavenger Hunt on your way to the show
No, you’re not going to steal personal belongings or MBTA property and put it into a bag. We’ve written a series of clues for you to solve as you move up the red line toward Davis Square.
Please note: Scavenger hunt add-ons purchased after noon on the day of show may not be sent out until after the weekend.

This event is 15+
Valid ID required for alcohol consumption
Doors 1:30 PM
Show 2:00 PM
UNFORTUNATELY, THERE IS NO GUARANTEED LATE SEATING FOR COMEDY & THEATER!
Seating begins 30-60 minutes before show time. We sit center and front sections first, side sections last. If you want a central seat, please arrive early. Show will begin no later than 15 minutes after showtime. No refunds for late entry.
NO REFUNDS
Wheelchair Accessibility: Please call the host at (617) 628-4444 to let you in through the elevator in The Gorin Building.

T: An MBTA Musical
2026-02-21 18:00, 2026-02-28 18:00
T: An MBTA Musical

February 20th – March 1* at The Rockwell Theater
* Also performing at the Boston Center for the Arts February 6 -15
As featured on WBZTV, WGBH, WBUR, Boston25 and BosToday!
“T” is the journey of three struggling Bostonians whose lives have been derailed by the MBTA’s shortcomings. When they discover a secret map that will let them conquer the T once and for all, they set forth on a colorful journey that is part love story, part melodrama, part scavenger hunt – but mostly underground.
Since 2011, “T” has delighted audiences with our musical “love letter” to the city of Boston. Join us this Spring as we sing and dance our way around everything we love to hate about the MBTA.
Content Alert: this show has drug and alcohol references, sexual innuendo, and occasional swearing.
Special Shows this Season

February 21st at 2:00 PM: Live Show with Frank Oglesby
Join us for a special live show with “the voice of the T” himself – Frank Edward Oglesby!
February 28th at 2:00 PM: Relaxed Performance
Relaxed Performances offer accommodations for people who benefit from a more relaxed theater-going environment — including but not limited to those with autism, sensory or communication disabilities, or developmental disabilities.

Add Ons
Play a Subway Scavenger Hunt on your way to the show
No, you’re not going to steal personal belongings or MBTA property and put it into a bag. We’ve written a series of clues for you to solve as you move up the red line toward Davis Square.
Please note: Scavenger hunt add-ons purchased after noon on the day of show may not be sent out until after the weekend.

This event is All ages
Valid ID required for alcohol consumption
Doors 5:30 PM
Show 6:00 PM
UNFORTUNATELY, THERE IS NO GUARANTEED LATE SEATING FOR COMEDY & THEATER!
Seating begins 30-60 minutes before show time. We sit center and front sections first, side sections last. If you want a central seat, please arrive early. Show will begin no later than 15 minutes after showtime. No refunds for late entry.
NO REFUNDS
Wheelchair Accessibility: Please call the host at (617) 628-4444 to let you in through the elevator in The Gorin Building.

T: An MBTA Musical
2026-02-22 16:00, 2026-03-01 16:00
T: An MBTA Musical

February 20th – March 1* at The Rockwell Theater
* Also performing at the Boston Center for the Arts February 6 -15
As featured on WBZTV, WGBH, WBUR, Boston25 and BosToday!
“T” is the journey of three struggling Bostonians whose lives have been derailed by the MBTA’s shortcomings. When they discover a secret map that will let them conquer the T once and for all, they set forth on a colorful journey that is part love story, part melodrama, part scavenger hunt – but mostly underground.
Since 2011, “T” has delighted audiences with our musical “love letter” to the city of Boston. Join us this Spring as we sing and dance our way around everything we love to hate about the MBTA.
Content Alert: this show has drug and alcohol references, sexual innuendo, and occasional swearing.
Special Shows this Season

February 21st at 2:00 PM: Live Show with Frank Oglesby
Join us for a special live show with “the voice of the T” himself – Frank Edward Oglesby!
February 28th at 2:00 PM: Relaxed Performance
Relaxed Performances offer accommodations for people who benefit from a more relaxed theater-going environment — including but not limited to those with autism, sensory or communication disabilities, or developmental disabilities.

Add Ons
Play a Subway Scavenger Hunt on your way to the show
No, you’re not going to steal personal belongings or MBTA property and put it into a bag. We’ve written a series of clues for you to solve as you move up the red line toward Davis Square.
Please note: Scavenger hunt add-ons purchased after noon on the day of show may not be sent out until after the weekend.

This event is 15+
Valid ID required for alcohol consumption
Doors 3:30 PM
Show 4:00 PM
UNFORTUNATELY, THERE IS NO GUARANTEED LATE SEATING FOR COMEDY & THEATER!
Seating begins 30-60 minutes before show time. We sit center and front sections first, side sections last. If you want a central seat, please arrive early. Show will begin no later than 15 minutes after showtime. No refunds for late entry.
NO REFUNDS
Wheelchair Accessibility: Please call the host at (617) 628-4444 to let you in through the elevator in The Gorin Building.
