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SUMMARY:The Passion of Mr. Cardboard
DESCRIPTION:The Passion of Mr. Cardboard\n\nSHOW DESCRIPTION: Come see Mr. Cardboard (Stamptown\, Edinburgh Fringe\, UCB)\, something between a strict imaginary friend and a powerful messiah of play\, return to face his most trying hour yet! After calling him forth from his slumber\, Mr. Cardboard flies you to his domain\, The Land of Cardboard; however\, is the Land of Cardboard the magical place it once was? Mr. Cardboard must sacrifice everything to pleasure the audience\, and to save the eternal spirit of the Land of Cardboard\, in this theatrically forward solo clown show by Miles Calderon. \nARTIST BIOS: Miles Calderon is a New York based performer\, actor\, theatermaker\, and Philippe Gaulier trained clown. He is known for his shows as the character Mr.Cardboard\, his work with the variety show Stamptown where he can be seen on Netflix\, and for his involvement with many shows at the Edinburgh Fringe. Hailing from Atlanta\, he has backgrounds is in parkour\, improv\, physical theater\, and philosophy. \nARTIST SOCIAL MEDIAS: @milescalderon @mr.cardboardshow \n\nTimeline: \nDOORS: 9:00 PM \nSHOW: 9:30 PM \nAge Limit: This event is 21+ \nID: Valid ID required for Entry \nLimited Late Seating: Due to the architecture of our space\, the entrance is next to the stage and it is disruptive to the performer to enter late. We will seat you if there is an opener but once the headliner starts\, you may be allowed to sit in the lobby but will not be allowed to enter. Please know this is for the best experience for the artist. No refunds for late entry. \nStart Time: Performances will begin no later than 15 minutes after stated show time. \nRefund Policy: All sales are final. No Refunds. \nADA Accessibility: The Rockwell is partially ADA Accessible with an elevator and restrooms in saloon wide enough for wheelchair use.
URL:https://therockwell.org/calendar/the-passion-of-mr-cardboard/
LOCATION:The Rockwell
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Fringe Theater,Solo Show,Theater
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SUMMARY:How To Be Successful
DESCRIPTION:How To Be Successful\n\nSHOW DESCRIPTION: The Rockwell Theater in Somerville Presents corporate comedian Brian Longwell’s hilarious faux motivational “How to be Successful” using an old style overhead projector with stick figure drawings and lots of corporate speak. \nARTIST BIO: Besides doing corporate events\, he regularly headlines at the Comedy Studio in Cambridge\, MA\, and\nother comedy shows with his unique act. \nFinalist in the New York Comedy Festival Andy Kaufman award \n“Loved him to bits” BBC Radio \n“Festival Top 10” London Times \n“With very funny overhead projector illustrations\, this is a  sophisticated\, thoroughly enjoyable\, irony-\nfilled\, tongue-in-cheek antidote to all those American motivational speakers… See the show.” Chortle UK Comedy Guide \n\nSOCIAL MEDIA: www.brianlongwell.com – @bclongwell \nTimeline: \nDOORS: 6:15 PM \nSHOW: 7:00 PM \nAge Limit: This event is All Ages \nID: Valid ID required for Alcohol Consumption \nLimited Late Seating: Due to the architecture of our space\, the entrance is next to the stage and it is disruptive to the performer to enter late. We will seat you if there is an opener but once the headliner starts\, you may be allowed to sit in the lobby but will not be allowed to enter. Please know this is for the best experience for the artist. No refunds for late entry. \nStart Time: Performances will begin no later than 15 minutes after stated show time. \nRefund Policy: All sales are final. No Refunds. \nADA Accessibility: The Rockwell is partially ADA Accessible with an elevator and restrooms in saloon wide enough for wheelchair use.
URL:https://therockwell.org/calendar/how-to-be-successful/
LOCATION:The Rockwell
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Solo Show
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DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20260912T183000
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SUMMARY:Frank Sriracha: Home is Where the Stage is
DESCRIPTION:Frank Sriracha: Home is Where the Stage is\nFrank Sriracha is one of the most celebrated cabaret legends the world has ever seen. Tonight\, he finally gets what he deserves: a Lifetime Achievement Award. \nFrank Sriracha has spent decades performing for crowds of adoring fans all over the European Black Box Circuit. But tonight\, the Wonderkid of the Sunset Strip returns for his big award. First\, Frank will give his big acceptance speech\, and maybe sing a song. Then after like 5 or 10 minutes\, everyone will get up and head to the massive gala reception with a fully catered Branzino dinner\, open bar\, and hundreds of dollars worth of free swag. So it’s only a five or ten minute speech in the theater\, and then everyone will leave. But no one can leave until Frank gives his big speech\, so it might be more like thirteen or eighteen minutes but there’s a huge free dinner after. Could be 20. \nNominated for Best World Premiere & Take the Stage Award at the Hollywood Fringe Festival. \n“Max Charbonneau has an infectious charisma” – LA Weekly \n – LA Hidden Gems. \n“I think I just saw the funniest show in all of Fringe” – Stage Takes \n—– \nARTIST SOCIAL MEDIA: \n@corndudemax \n@franksrirachareal \n\n\n \nARTIST BIOS: \nMax Charbonneau (he/him) is a clown\, writer\, and performer based in beautiful Los Angeles. He has been performing as Frank Sriracha for four years\, hosting a variety show at the Elysian Theatre called The Frank Sriracha Comedy Hour. Max has worked as an interactive performer with Peacock & JFI’s The Willows\, and is an alum of Emerson College\, Union Comedy\, and the improv trio Bite Club. He recently received two nominations at the Hollywood Fringe Festival including Best World Premiere which is awesome. @corndudemax \nKallie Cifra (she/her) is an improviser\, comedian\, and director based in sunny Los Angeles. She is the director of the late night variety show Way Past Your Bedtime (which can be found on youtube). Kallie is a member of the trio Bite Club\, and alum of Emerson College and Union Comedy. There’s nothing she loves more than a Faneuil Hall Clam Chowder. @kallie.cifra \n  \n\nDOORS: 6:15 PM \nSHOW: 7:00 PM \nAge Limit: This event is 21+ \nID: Valid ID required for Entry \nLate Seating: Allowed for this performance. \nStart Time: Performances will begin no later than 15 minutes after stated show time. \nADA Accessibility: The Rockwell is ADA Accessible with an elevator and restrooms in saloon wide enough for wheelchair use. \nRefund Policy: All sales are final. No Refunds.
URL:https://therockwell.org/calendar/frank-sriracha/
LOCATION:The Rockwell
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Solo Show
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SUMMARY:FRESH WIPS: June and Bryce
DESCRIPTION:FRESH WIPS: June and Bryce\nJune Beiser and Bryce Flint-Somerville each present their new work. June is presenting THE CLOUD COLLECTOR\, a new musical; and Bryce is presenting a physical comedy piece in preparation for Boston Fringe. \nWHAT ARE FRESH WIPS? Do you have a BRAND NEW\, ORIGINAL SHOW you are working on? Want to workshop it and see a real audience’s reaction? Oh boy oh boy do we have the opportunity for you. INTRODUCING…FRESH WIPS! Your WIP\, Work In Progress\, could be part of The Rockwell’s lineup in early 2026! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdDbghmxHGesrqgmzpRfFyAK5XUKLjqK-zevixhtPp-6Di3YA/viewform?usp=header \n  \nSLIDING SCALE TICKETS\n$0 / $5 / $10 / $15 / $20  \nTIMELINE\nDoors: 8:45 PM\nPresentations: 9:15 PM \nNOTES\nThere will be brief Q&As after each performance. \nAGES\nAll Ages
URL:https://therockwell.org/calendar/fresh-wips-june-and-bryce/
LOCATION:The Rockwell
CATEGORIES:Community,Musicals & Opera,Solo Show
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SUMMARY:Julia Masli: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
DESCRIPTION:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha\n\n\nThe blurb is: hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hihihi hahahahahahahaha hoho hahahhahahaha hehe hahahahahahahahahaha. “Ha.” Guardian\n \n\nNominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Awards \nNominated Most Outstanding Show Melbourne International Comedy Festival\n\n \n“Masli’s breakthrough\, poignant show has its audience in stitches. So\, that’s how cults are born”  The New York Times \n\n \n“New York’s wildest show” New York Magazine\n \n“Julia Masli’s eldritch\, exquisite show…a mix of elevated clown work and group-therapy session” The New Yorker\n\n“Bold\, Bizarre and Brilliant. It must be experienced in person” Manhattan Digest\n\n\n★★★★★ ‘The year’s most exciting\, have-to-be-there comedy moment’ Guardian\n \n★★★★★ ‘A strange and beautiful masterpiece’ Telegraph\n\n \n★★★★★ ‘Magical’ Time Out\n\n\n★★★★★ ‘Unpredictable and thrilling… A standout’ Chortle \n \n★★★★ The Times\n\n \n★★★★  The Independent\n\n\n\n\nTop Pick of the Year | New York Times\n\n\n#1 Comedy Show of the Year | Guardian\n\n\n#1 Comedy Show in London | Time Out\n\n\nBest Comedy of the Year | Telegraph\n\nJulia Masli is an award-winning clown from Estonia\, based in London. \nAll she wants to do is solve people’s problems and eventually win the Nobel Prize\, presented to those who have conferred the greatest benefit to humankind. But this plan keeps going wrong as she continually wins prizes for comedy. \nIt was bad enough when she was the winner of the Malcolm Hardee Award for Comic Originality in 2019 and her debut show ‘Choosh’ – about a migrant’s struggles in the USA – was one of the most acclaimed comedy shows of the Edinburgh Fringe in 2022. But in 2023\, things spiralled when she set out to help audience members in ‘ha ha ha ha ha ha ha’\, which you can read about in the New York times here. \nThis serious\, important event was nominated for Edinburgh’s top prize of Best Comedy Show and named number one comedy show of the year by the ‘Guardian’\, before being invited for a four-week\, completely sold-out run at London’s Soho Theatre. Despite the seriousness of Julia’s intentions\, the show was once more shortlisted for Most Outstanding Show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival after another total sellout season. From there\, it transferred directly to a four-week sold-out run at Soho Playhouse in New York City\, and a sold-out run at The Elysian in LA. \nJulia has taught at Ecole Philippe Gaulier and at various drama schools in the UK. \n\n  \n\nThis event is All Ages  // Valid ID required for alcoholic beverages \nEARLY SHOW : Doors 6:15 PM & Show 7:00 PM  \nLATE SHOW: Doors 8:45 PM & Show 9:00 PM \nUNFORTUNATELY\, THERE IS NO LATE SEATING. Seating begins a minimum 30 minutes before show time. We sit center and front sections first\, side sections last. If you want a central seat\, please arrive early.  \nShow will begin no later than 10 minutes of showtime. \nWheelchair Accessibility: Please call the host at (617) 628-4444 to let you in through the elevator in The Gorin Building.
URL:https://therockwell.org/calendar/julia-masli-may-22-7pm/
LOCATION:The Rockwell
CATEGORIES:Clown,Comedy,Fringe Theater,Solo Show
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SUMMARY:Julia Masli: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
DESCRIPTION:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha\n\n\nThe blurb is: hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hihihi hahahahahahahaha hoho hahahhahahaha hehe hahahahahahahahahaha. “Ha.” Guardian\n \n\nNominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Awards \nNominated Most Outstanding Show Melbourne International Comedy Festival\n\n \n“Masli’s breakthrough\, poignant show has its audience in stitches. So\, that’s how cults are born”  The New York Times \n\n \n“New York’s wildest show” New York Magazine\n \n“Julia Masli’s eldritch\, exquisite show…a mix of elevated clown work and group-therapy session” The New Yorker\n\n“Bold\, Bizarre and Brilliant. It must be experienced in person” Manhattan Digest\n\n\n★★★★★ ‘The year’s most exciting\, have-to-be-there comedy moment’ Guardian\n \n★★★★★ ‘A strange and beautiful masterpiece’ Telegraph\n\n \n★★★★★ ‘Magical’ Time Out\n\n\n★★★★★ ‘Unpredictable and thrilling… A standout’ Chortle \n \n★★★★ The Times\n\n \n★★★★  The Independent\n\n\n\n\nTop Pick of the Year | New York Times\n\n\n#1 Comedy Show of the Year | Guardian\n\n\n#1 Comedy Show in London | Time Out\n\n\nBest Comedy of the Year | Telegraph\n\nJulia Masli is an award-winning clown from Estonia\, based in London. \nAll she wants to do is solve people’s problems and eventually win the Nobel Prize\, presented to those who have conferred the greatest benefit to humankind. But this plan keeps going wrong as she continually wins prizes for comedy. \nIt was bad enough when she was the winner of the Malcolm Hardee Award for Comic Originality in 2019 and her debut show ‘Choosh’ – about a migrant’s struggles in the USA – was one of the most acclaimed comedy shows of the Edinburgh Fringe in 2022. But in 2023\, things spiralled when she set out to help audience members in ‘ha ha ha ha ha ha ha’\, which you can read about in the New York times here. \nThis serious\, important event was nominated for Edinburgh’s top prize of Best Comedy Show and named number one comedy show of the year by the ‘Guardian’\, before being invited for a four-week\, completely sold-out run at London’s Soho Theatre. Despite the seriousness of Julia’s intentions\, the show was once more shortlisted for Most Outstanding Show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival after another total sellout season. From there\, it transferred directly to a four-week sold-out run at Soho Playhouse in New York City\, and a sold-out run at The Elysian in LA. \nJulia has taught at Ecole Philippe Gaulier and at various drama schools in the UK. \n\n  \n\nThis event is All Ages  // Valid ID required for alcoholic beverages \nEARLY SHOW : Doors 6:15 PM & Show 7:00 PM  \nLATE SHOW: Doors 8:45 PM & Show 9:00 PM \nUNFORTUNATELY\, THERE IS NO LATE SEATING. Seating begins a minimum 30 minutes before show time. We sit center and front sections first\, side sections last. If you want a central seat\, please arrive early.  \nShow will begin no later than 10 minutes of showtime. \nWheelchair Accessibility: Please call the host at (617) 628-4444 to let you in through the elevator in The Gorin Building.
URL:https://therockwell.org/calendar/julia-masli-may-21/
LOCATION:The Rockwell
CATEGORIES:Clown,Comedy,Fringe Theater,Solo Show
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SUMMARY:Hairy Butthole (LOW TIX!)
DESCRIPTION:Hairy Butthole\nHairy Butthole is a one-person play based on the Korean saying\, “If you laugh while crying\, hair grows out of your butthole.” The play is based on Youngmi Mayer’s memoir I’m Laughing Because I’m Crying” (Little\, Brown) and features 3 acts where Youngmi tells traditional Korean folktales in character as her grandmother\, mother and herself. The show is done in a traditional Korean format\, including a traditional drum and costumes. In between acts characters from the folktales perform short sets. \nInstagram @ymmayer\nTikTok @youngmimayer \n  \nThis event is All Ages\, suggested Age is 16+  // Valid ID required for alcohol consumption \nDoors 6:15 PM  \nShow 7:00 PM  \nTickets $15 adv / $20 day of \nUNFORTUNATELY\, THERE IS NO LATE SEATING FOR COMEDY & THEATER.\nSeating begins 30-60 minutes before show time. We sit center and front sections first\, side sections last. If you want a central seat\, please arrive early. Show will begin no later than 15 minutes after showtime. No refunds for late entry. \nNO REFUNDS\, ONLY EXCHANGES FOR SHOW CREDIT \nWheelchair Accessibility: Please call the host at (617) 628-4444 to let you in through the elevator in The Gorin Building.
URL:https://therockwell.org/calendar/hairy-butthole/
LOCATION:The Rockwell
CATEGORIES:Solo Show
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