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SUMMARY:Brother Country
DESCRIPTION:Brother Country\n\nSHOW DESCRIPTION: Brother Country is about two clown brothers embarking on a quixotic adventure across America. From the Wild West to 2001 September NYC\, follow along this rollicking ranch romp as Lit and Robbie rob trains\, play baseball with hotdogs\, and do whatever it takes to save everything they ever thought about loving. This show uses clown and audience play to tackle themes of America and brotherhood. \nARTIST SOCIAL MEDIA: @brothercountryclown \nARTIST BIO: ANTIFA is real and it’s a clown duo started by Andrew Stout and Heschel Bay. Upon receiving critical acclaim\, multiple tony awards and growing their company to Broadway and beyond\, they felt unstoppable. Then the administration of the US changed in 2016. Their company’s success was taken from them\, any records erased and they were banned from performing around the U.S. It was as if they never existed. Now\, when the spirit of America seems to have been smothered by hate\, they knew that Antifa had to return. After being banned and on the run the clown duo ANTIFA pilots a show you’ll #neverforget. \n\nTimeline: \nDOORS: 6:15 PM \nSHOW: 7:00 PM \nAge Limit: This event is 16+ \nID: Valid ID required for Alcohol Consumption \nLimited Late Seating: Due to the architecture of our space\, the entrance is next to the stage and it is disruptive to the performer to enter late. We will seat you if there is an opener but once the headliner starts\, you may be allowed to sit in the lobby but will not be allowed to enter. Please know this is for the best experience for the artist. No refunds for late entry. \nStart Time: Performances will begin no later than 15 minutes after stated show time. \nRefund Policy: All sales are final. No Refunds. \nADA Accessibility: The Rockwell is partially ADA Accessible with an elevator and restrooms in saloon wide enough for wheelchair use.
URL:https://therockwell.org/calendar/brother-country/
LOCATION:The Rockwell
CATEGORIES:Clown,Comedy
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SUMMARY:How To Be Successful
DESCRIPTION:How To Be Successful\n\nSHOW DESCRIPTION: The Rockwell Theater in Somerville Presents corporate comedian Brian Longwell’s hilarious faux motivational “How to be Successful” using an old style overhead projector with stick figure drawings and lots of corporate speak. \nARTIST BIO: Besides doing corporate events\, he regularly headlines at the Comedy Studio in Cambridge\, MA\, and\nother comedy shows with his unique act. \nFinalist in the New York Comedy Festival Andy Kaufman award \n“Loved him to bits” BBC Radio \n“Festival Top 10” London Times \n“With very funny overhead projector illustrations\, this is a  sophisticated\, thoroughly enjoyable\, irony-\nfilled\, tongue-in-cheek antidote to all those American motivational speakers… See the show.” Chortle UK Comedy Guide \n\nSOCIAL MEDIA: www.brianlongwell.com – @bclongwell \nTimeline: \nDOORS: 6:15 PM \nSHOW: 7:00 PM \nAge Limit: This event is All Ages \nID: Valid ID required for Alcohol Consumption \nLimited Late Seating: Due to the architecture of our space\, the entrance is next to the stage and it is disruptive to the performer to enter late. We will seat you if there is an opener but once the headliner starts\, you may be allowed to sit in the lobby but will not be allowed to enter. Please know this is for the best experience for the artist. No refunds for late entry. \nStart Time: Performances will begin no later than 15 minutes after stated show time. \nRefund Policy: All sales are final. No Refunds. \nADA Accessibility: The Rockwell is partially ADA Accessible with an elevator and restrooms in saloon wide enough for wheelchair use.
URL:https://therockwell.org/calendar/how-to-be-successful/
LOCATION:The Rockwell
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Solo Show
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SUMMARY:Nate Varrone
DESCRIPTION:Nate Varrone\n\nSHOW DESCRIPTION: An evening of stand-up comedy with Nate Varrone. \nARTIST BIO: Nate Varrone is a Lebanese/Italian filmmaker\, stand-up comedian\, actor\, and TV writer living in Los Angeles\, CA. He is an alum of The Second City Mainstage in Chicago\, IL. His work has been featured on Adult Swim\, Vulture\, Comedy Central. He was selected to be in Comedy Central’s “Up Next” Showcase. He’s written for the Emmy Nominated series Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out The News and Adult Swim. He’s featured in Season 2 of The Bear on FX/Hulu\, Never Change!\, Maddie’s Secret\, and Rap World. He currently co-hosts the podcast Joy Tactics with Eric Rahill and Jack Bensinger. He is also the creator of the most iconic character of the 21st century: Mr. Simp. \nSOCIAL MEDIA: @natevarrone \n\nTimeline: \nDOORS: 9:00 PM \nSHOW: 9:30 PM \nAge Limit: This event is All Ages \nID: Valid ID required for alcohol consumption \nLimited Late Seating: Due to the architecture of our space\, the entrance is next to the stage and it is disruptive to the performer to enter late. We will seat you if there is an opener but once the headliner starts\, you may be allowed to sit in the lobby but will not be allowed to enter. Please know this is for the best experience for the artist. No refunds for late entry. \nStart Time: Performances will begin no later than 15 minutes after stated show time. \nRefund Policy: All sales are final. No Refunds. \nADA Accessibility: The Rockwell is partially ADA Accessible with an elevator and restrooms in saloon wide enough for wheelchair use.
URL:https://therockwell.org/calendar/nate-varrone/
LOCATION:The Rockwell
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Standup Comedy
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SUMMARY:"Be Good" with Paulette
DESCRIPTION:“Be Good” with Paulette\n\nOH LOOK! HERE COMES THE MILDEST MAN IMAGINABLE. \nPaulette stumbles into a room full of the most strangers he’s ever seen\, and he doesn’t know whether to panic or mingle—so he does both\, for 60 minutes. Sporting a brown sweater and a hot-off-the-fist black eye\, he dares to address the room armed with nothing but an arsenal of pleasantries and a monumental fear of rejection. \nHot off of a high octane tour of Europe\, the UK\, and even the east coast of America\, certified clown Daniel Maseda brings well-mannered idiot Paulette back to The Rockwell for the very second time with this fan-favorite show that never plays out the same way twice. A perfect evening for anyone who wants to scream at a polite person. \nFringie Award (Clown)\, Philly Fringe 2025\nPick of the Fringe\, Edinburgh Fringe 2025 (Mervyn Stutter)\nBest of the Fringe\, District Fringe 2025 (DC Theater Arts) \n★★★★½ “Utterly ridiculous…brilliantly performed…laugh-out-loud delirium.” (DC Theater Arts)\n★★★★ “For this hour\, just say yes to the madness.” (The Comic’s Comic) \nARTIST SOCIAL MEDIA: IG @da.nee.ell \nARTIST BIOS: Daniel Maseda (he/him) is a performer from Washington\, DC who makes ridiculous work. He is currently touring his solo performance “BE GOOD!” WITH PAULETTE\, which played at the 2025 Edinburgh Fringe (★★★★\, Pick of the Fringe) and was awarded the inaugural Fringie for best Clown performance at the 2025 Philadelphia Fringe. Alongside his performance work\, Daniel teaches workshops on clown\, improvisation\, and devising. He is a graduate of École Philippe Gaulier. \n  \n\nDOORS: 6:15 PM \nSHOW: 7:00 PM \nAge Limit: This event is 21+ \nID: Valid ID required for Entry \nLimited Late Seating: Due to the architecture of our space\, the entrance is next to the stage and it is disruptive to the performer to enter late. We will seat you if there is an opener but once the headliner starts\, you may be allowed to sit in the lobby but will not be allowed to enter. Please know this is for the best experience for the artist. No refunds for late entry. \nStart Time: Performances will begin no later than 15 minutes after stated show time. \nRefund Policy: All sales are final. No Refunds. \nADA Accessibility: The Rockwell is partially ADA Accessible with an elevator and restrooms in saloon wide enough for wheelchair use.
URL:https://therockwell.org/calendar/be-good-with-paulette-2/
LOCATION:The Rockwell
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:The Passion of Mr. Cardboard
DESCRIPTION:The Passion of Mr. Cardboard\n\nSHOW DESCRIPTION: Come see Mr. Cardboard (Stamptown\, Edinburgh Fringe\, UCB)\, something between a strict imaginary friend and a powerful messiah of play\, return to face his most trying hour yet! After calling him forth from his slumber\, Mr. Cardboard flies you to his domain\, The Land of Cardboard; however\, is the Land of Cardboard the magical place it once was? Mr. Cardboard must sacrifice everything to pleasure the audience\, and to save the eternal spirit of the Land of Cardboard\, in this theatrically forward solo clown show by Miles Calderon. \nARTIST BIOS: Miles Calderon is a New York based performer\, actor\, theatermaker\, and Philippe Gaulier trained clown. He is known for his shows as the character Mr.Cardboard\, his work with the variety show Stamptown where he can be seen on Netflix\, and for his involvement with many shows at the Edinburgh Fringe. Hailing from Atlanta\, he has backgrounds is in parkour\, improv\, physical theater\, and philosophy. \nARTIST SOCIAL MEDIAS: @milescalderon @mr.cardboardshow \n\nTimeline: \nDOORS: 9:00 PM \nSHOW: 9:30 PM \nAge Limit: This event is 21+ \nID: Valid ID required for Entry \nLimited Late Seating: Due to the architecture of our space\, the entrance is next to the stage and it is disruptive to the performer to enter late. We will seat you if there is an opener but once the headliner starts\, you may be allowed to sit in the lobby but will not be allowed to enter. Please know this is for the best experience for the artist. No refunds for late entry. \nStart Time: Performances will begin no later than 15 minutes after stated show time. \nRefund Policy: All sales are final. No Refunds. \nADA Accessibility: The Rockwell is partially ADA Accessible with an elevator and restrooms in saloon wide enough for wheelchair use.
URL:https://therockwell.org/calendar/the-passion-of-mr-cardboard/
LOCATION:The Rockwell
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Fringe Theater,Solo Show,Theater
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SUMMARY:Blank Page LIVE!
DESCRIPTION:Blank Page LIVE!\n\nSHOW DESCRIPTION: All books have a beginning\, middle\, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page live on stage at the Rockwell as they improvise entire books they’ve never heard of after reading just three pages! Have an unread book that’s been collecting dust on your bookshelf? Bring it with you and let us decide the story (and ruin the likelihood of you ever reading it)! So get ready to sit back\, laugh\, and watch a full-length narrative story be brought to life right in front of your ears AND eyes!\n\nHave an unread book that’s been collecting dust on your bookshelf? Bring it with you and let us decide the story (and ruin the likelihood of you ever reading it)! \nSo get ready to sit back\, laugh\, and watch a full-length narrative story be brought to life right in front of your ears AND eyes! \nARTIST BIO:  \nAri Goldberg is the host and executive producer of Blank Page. He can often be found with a book written by Rick Riordan in his bag! Along with being a huge fan of the Percy Jackson universe\, Ari is a Boston based improvisor with over a decade of performance under his belt. Short-form\, long-form\, sketch\, he’s done it all! Catch him every Tuesday at Improv Asylum’s House Teams shows or listen to any number of his long running comedy podcasts like Crews Control\, Yes And Dragons\, and of course\, Blank Page. Want another fun fact about Ari? The theme of his Bar Mitzvah was simply “books”! He was the COOLEST kid. You can find him on Instagram at @arithelionking. \nBo Segrest is a writer and comedian based in Boston\, MA. He has performed on house teams at Improv Asylum\, and Harold nights at Union Comedy. He is also the producer of Modern Exhibits: a sketch comedy podcast\, and he is the co-editor of Yesterday’s Magazine (a local print comedy publication.) When he is not doing comedy\, Bo can be found reading pulpy books from the 50’s or simply frolicking. \nKayla Hutchins is a Boston-based musician\, improviser\, and co-host of Blank Page. While this is her first live show about reading\, Kayla has been reading into things her entire life. You can hear how this manifests into song by following @hutchins.wav on Instagram\, or check out @kayla_hutchins for upcoming improv performances. \nEmma Skinner knows how to read. In addition to being one of the hosts of the world famous Blank Page podcast and a Boston-based improviser. Emma has read every non-fiction dog encyclopedia\, Greek mythology picture book\, and The Giver by Lois Lowry 18 times. You can catch them at Improv Asylum with the Main Stage Wednesday Company and last Thursday of every month with Fruit Basket! @emmaeskinner on Instagram \nAugust Kees was crowned champion of Reeves Middle School’s Battle of the Books competition. Other impressive accolades include reading all of Crime and Punishment without SparkNotes\, and evading overdue library fees by fleeing his home state. August is a co-host on the Blank Page podcast\, and the self-proclaimed bad boy of Improv Asylum. You can catch him every Tuesday at IA’s House Teams or on the last Thursday of every month with Fruit Basket! Keep up with @augustkees on Instagram!\nCreature doesn’t know how to read\, but he loves to watch comedians read out loud. He is not an improviser\, but he considers himself to be a “staple part of the community”. Creature does not know where he came from\, or how old he is\, but he doesn’t let that get him down! One day he hopes to be released from the podcast studio so he can pursue his dreams of public indecency. \nARTIST SOCIALS: @blankpage.pod \n\n\nTimeline: \nDOORS: 1:30 PM \nSHOW: 2:00 PM \nAge Limit: This event is All Ages. \nID: Valid ID required for alcohol consumption. \nLimited Late Seating: Due to the architecture of our space\, the entrance is next to the stage and it is disruptive to the performer to enter late. We will seat you if there is an opener but once the headliner starts\, you may be allowed to sit in the lobby but will not be allowed to enter. Please know this is for the best experience for the artist. No refunds for late entry. \nStart Time: Performances will begin no later than 15 minutes after stated show time. \nRefund Policy: All sales are final. No Refunds. \nADA Accessibility: The Rockwell is partially ADA Accessible with an elevator and restrooms in saloon wide enough for wheelchair use.
URL:https://therockwell.org/calendar/blank-page-live/
LOCATION:The Rockwell
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Podcast
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